Felonious T. Munk - 1st Official Portrait Shirt

Thanks to a CCTW compatriot's request, we're launching this "1st OFFICIAL PORTRAIT SHIRT" five years ahead of plan. Amazing work CCTW crew.

Originally slated to debut in the Fall Collection of 2029, as part of our "Capture the Capsule Decade" project, this Felonious clown arriving sixty months early is the surprise none of us were expecting.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look for this CCTW debut of our leader's official portrait to be hung rotundly nearby our swamp offices downtown. And extreme durability makes this CCTW t-shirt withstand repeated washings, shock announcements, chest thumpings, distracted fixations, extreme rubbernecking, and yet still manages to stay super comfortable. (That's at least 400% more comfort than durable shirts with lazy durability. They're going nowhere by the way.)

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (Triple trouble as the Beasties might say)
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability (Did we mention how it's more durable than durable? Pretty durable right?)
• 40 singles (Not the American cheese kind, nor Rom-Com related in any way)
• Regular fit (Not everything has to be different. We embrace from weird to quiet, from stream to very, very large bodies of voluminous waters and all cracks in between. But this one is pretty regular. Pretty pretty regular.)
• Side-seamed construction (Straight seams would look so strange right? And yet maybe someday as a greeting shirt to be worn to the first ET's we meet? So they're not quite sure what to make of us. Historical note: that's the first draft of that idea.)
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US (CCTW travels far and wide to accompany these shirts to your domicile.)

This CCTW product is made just for you if and when you place an order. That's why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making CCTW products on demand in our parodific kingdom, instead of in bulk, helps reduce overproduction. You're so thoughtful you.

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