We took a few days off from the blog. With a stampede of deranged clown moons hurtling toward us, we need to pace ourselves if we're going to be the wrecking crew we aspire to be.
Wearing oversized shoes and cramming into an overstuffed clown car makes it hard to stay focused.
Take this week’s legislative game of freeze tag—where the courts and citizenry get tagged 'out' while chaos sprints ahead unscathed.
If Felonious yanked the brakes on our presses and paychecks, we’d have a “Buffoon Animal Makers” shortage in an AAAAAHOOOOOGAAAAAHONKIN’ second. Too soon? Too soon.
Listen up, overly enthusiastic, model train government intern! You can’t dangle a three-ring sugar circus in one hand, serve a chaos-fried buffet in the other, and then stiff the rest of us with the bill.
Not cool, Cookies!